Southern political consultant with a PhD in pop culture, a minor in fashion, and a master’s in gossip. By day, he’s shaping policy and strategizing campaigns—by night, he’s obsessively dissecting red carpet looks and catching up on the latest TikTok conspiracy theories (yes, he knows you saw that one about the government tracking your cats).

Gay, Southern, and unapologetically fabulous, Johnson is the rare breed who can break down a Supreme Court ruling while ranking the Kardashians' most iconic moments (spoiler: Congress and the Kardashians aren’t that different). Known for blending sharp political analysis with hot takes on celebrity drama, he's always one step ahead of the latest social media meltdown or fashion trend.

Loves to travel the world with his boyfriend, binge-watch reality TV, and argue over who wore it best at the Met Gala. If there’s a controversial opinion floating around, you can bet he has it—and he’ll be sure to share it with a side of wit and a dash of Southern charm.

Always ready to sip tea while changing the world. Just don’t ask him about his thoughts on the latest Netflix docuseries unless you’ve got 45 minutes and an open mind.